Yeah hai MUMBAI meri jaan-II

They say “I came, I saw, I won .”For me it is “I came I saw , I forget to come back”.It is more than four days since I am back and EXISTING and taking mitti-ghatta of Focal Point in Ludhiana, but half of my senses are still somewhere in sweet memories in Mumbai. If you need the proof, here it is........On Monday I forgot my lunch box at home , yesterday my wallet and today I forgot to pick the cell phone while leaving for the office. Earlier it happened rarely that I forget things at home. So u see mind is not in tune with body .


If you have seen the MI-III, there is a opening dialogue in the movie “we have planted a bomb in your head …..( Humne tumare sir ke ander bomb laga diya hai ….) .it seems that this thing is specially written for me.Though I am no where close to look like a hero , but the word WE / HUMNE belongs to criminals ,three sweet criminals who stole my heart and planted a “bomb of love” in my head!!!!!!!

Commonly heard dialogues in Mumbai
1) Jhingaaaaaaaaa khanaaaaaaaana eeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! ( Tinku)
2) Chal tu ( bhabhi )----- banda katal ho janda sun ke …..lol
3) Aaaye – haaayeee( bhabhi) ----katal hoye bande da v katal ho jandaaa!!!!!!!!
4) Uh…uh..ooo.( u r right it is nonu, pushing you or your hand towards computer table drawer or towards top of almirah for colours)
5) Holi aaye holi aaye BHEN di holi aaye re (tinku)---with special music.
6) Uska silent love dekh kar mera hirdey dravit ho gaya (parshant)
7) Are le na boss bevere log puchte thgore na hai ( iske piche ek lambbbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiii kahani hai )
8) Chachi guneet maardi hai ( bindu)

Missing the following people in ludhiana( strictly in merit order)

1-10)Nonu
10-20) Bhabhi ji
21) Bebe ji
22)Jaggu
23)Daggu
24)Paggu
25)Nanni)
26)Manni
27)Tanni
27)Panni (lifafa)
28)Bebe di nooh-1
29 Bebe di nooh-II
30)Bebe di nooh –III
31)Bebe da munda aka karan de papa
32)Bebe da munda –II
33)Bebe da munda –III
34)Yogesh
35)Bindu
36)Nepali security man (I-V)
37) laadhi wala
38)Paper wala(who threw paper just for one day)
39)Abhiruchi uncle( this creature always found in white shirt stabding in front of his hotel with a jaali smile on his face)
40)Gulli (code word)
41 )Danda (code word)
42)Nonu de school di madam-1
43) Nonu de school di madam-II
44) UPS (zoo pee ess) wala
45) TINKU janab ( Baki ta sab thik aa par dahri chubhdi hai)
46) Parshat chouhan ( hmmmmmmm I know u r also reading this ,listen parshaant ,
Imagine it is evening time at sea-shore and only u and me are there and ur hands in my hand and I say “hey betu main tumhe kal se jayda pyaar karta hooaur kal aaj se bi jayada pyaar karoonga”………..lol) don’t beat me for this . I studied in a desi school and I don’t know any manners and etiquettes…..lol

Apart from the above Karan de papa, Amaan and Aslam Bhai are the three persons whom I did not met but would love to meet them.



Separation is painful and it becomes unbearable when you know that you will not be able to meet again for many months !!!!!!!
Allotropy is the property of materials to exist in two different states.( I hope I am right)Daman has become allotropic . Sometimes( rarely) I am tough and strong like a diamond and sometimes I am as weak and soft like coke powder( especially after Mumbai trip –II). My return journey and eyes were wet . Earlier I used to think that I am emotionless and I was….but now I openly admit through this blog that I m emotional.THEY are responsible for planting the love-bomb in my head and yes THEY are responsible for making Daman allotropic.
IT is all from the Mumbai trip. These days I am trying to come out from the Mumbai blues.

Nonu lost ONLY her left foot shoe there in BIG BAZAAR Mumbai but I lost my WHOLE heart there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah hai MUMBAI meri jaan!!!!!!!!-part-1

I am back in ludhiana. i was in mumbai since 24th feb. it was a cool break from daily boring schedule i caught the train from ludhiana from wearing full winter clothes on 23rd feb , but heat of bombay made me to feel that i am in mid of summer!!!!!

The purpose of visit was to have FUN and enjoyment ,this purpose was welll supported by pillars of excuses like interviews and CET .one more reason was to hug and kiss little Godess called NONU .One can crosses many river as one want to meet her ( i bet if you have seen playing her you can jump planets too....lol)

Four most memorable experiences of mumbai are

1)Forty five minutes journey from THane to DAder in slow local.it was the most crowded train i catch in 25 years of my life .i was packed in the minimum space in which a human body can be packed .very hot experience that was ..

2) The "one and only" morning walk with Bhabhi and "many short walks with NONU-in-my-arms" were cool and memorable .I love to pick nonu and drop her at school.

3)It was longest chain of human beings ...it was a queue for railway booking . i have not seen such a long queue before.Amore than 500 peqople werestanding before us and we were waiting for the registration window to get open and that too 7.00 in the morning .......rabba bacha le mainu hun v soch soch k pasinaa aayi janda.

4) To order dinner on phone while i was at Parshant's home ( Megafood) .......lol

Six dishes i will badly miss in ludhiana are .

1)Bhabhi-made-paav-bhaaji with sambar masala in it ( believe me it tastes very ghaint especially with sambar masala in it)

2)Tinku/bhabhi-made-idli-sambar ( it was also made with sambar masala...lol)

3) Cheeku shake ( and i thought i was taking any medicine)

4)Paani puri at Gandhi market ( gandhi market = karimpura ldh .... and we took three different mediums to reach there bus+train+taxi, where we can reach early by 27 number BUS ......thanks to Tinku)

5)Karak-chai at Gandhi market dhabha( all of us were more than 5 feet in height and we were sitting /semi standingon the second floor of dhabha having 3 feet height )

6)and lastly the sip taken from king fisher cane ...woh bhi tallab de kinaare ...


more will come later .......