Source Punjabi Ajit

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Source : Punjabi Ajit

Private Bhagat ki pukaaar!!!!

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3 Rang

A traditional punjabi folk-song says
"Tin Rang Nahin Labhne Biba,
Husn , Jawani Te Maape"
Three Things Once gone Cant be recalled "Beauty, Youth And Parents "
Dalip Kaur Tiwana wrote beautifully about the warmth of parents in the following document.
Inspirational , Emotional & Touching.
Read ,feel and comment
http://www.scribd.com/doc/25417649

Phunny But True

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points.
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the
rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing
(0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something
(+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat
with a college buddy (-2)
Named Rita (-4)
Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

You forget her birthday (-50000)
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar
(+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and
Your face is painted the colors of your favorites
Team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans
(-15)

ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points
no matter WHAT]
hesitate in responding (-10)
you reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen,
Displaying what looks like a concerned __expression
(0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at
the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep
(-10000)

Now what chance do you have???

DOOR-DARSHAN JINDABAAAD!!!!!

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